Hello loves,
I'm Dylan. I'm a lady. Lesbian. Pierced. Have an amazing girlfriend whom I hope to marry one day. I reblog a lot of bands, feels, and things that I find amusing or funny. I am always here to talk to anyone, fill my ask box! I do not condone self-harm of eating disorders, reader. You're too beautiful for that. I follow back, and I'd love to be friends!
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
So young. So honest.
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Alan holding up traffic in Sydney with his planking skills (x)
everyone should be able to see this <3
It’s not a huge fucking deal ^
Its Alan Fucking Ashby, yes it is^
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do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex
no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out
i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life
do you know how nice it is when someone asks you questions about something you like and are interested in and you get to talk about the thing and they seem genuinely interested in what you have to say about the thing
it’s very nice
have sex w/ so many women they call me the
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lilo and stitch actually is the most depressing film that disney ever made
it’s literally about parents dying and a child being forced to raise her younger sister and about an alien coming and wrecking their house and having the fbi on their case only to show them true family and how to love each other when they feel so alone and really like no movie made me cry as a kid like this movie did
it’s also one of the most uplifting stories for the same reasons. nani is one of the strongest and most real characters in any disney movie imho, because here’s this girl who has been strong through losing her parents and having to raise her little sister. she’s doing the best she can by trying to find a new job, trying to keep her sister happy and safe, trying to work with CPS to keep her family together. she’s got to deal with having her whole world turned on its ear constantly and she is such a powerhouse. sure, she loses her cool, but in her situation, others would do it in far less productive ways. she is fantastically protective of lilo and just wants everything to be okay.
nani is the serious best character ever.
Lilo and Stitch is Disney’s greatest achievement imo.
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w hat do snakes use for protection
ANACONDOMS!!!!!
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my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
either I fall asleep at 8 pm or 5 am
there is no in between
you mean I have to choose