Hello loves,

I'm Dylan. I'm a lady. Lesbian. Pierced. Have an amazing girlfriend whom I hope to marry one day. I reblog a lot of bands, feels, and things that I find amusing or funny. I am always here to talk to anyone, fill my ask box! I do not condone self-harm of eating disorders, reader. You're too beautiful for that. I follow back, and I'd love to be friends!

 

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

the-frostiest-of-butts:

tinkerlu:

i’m glad plants can’t talk because when you’d water them they’d make gross drinking noises and be like “mmmm MMMMMmmmm MMMMMM” and it’d be SO UNCOMFORTABLE

and then when you stepped on grass it’d be like “oi what the fuck m8”

is ur grass australian

(Source: sarsbo)

titancia:

geromney:

did anyone else think it was really weird and uncomfortable that kristoff had conversations with himself by impersonating his reindeer

People who think this is weird probably don’t have pets.

(Source: rebekahs)

zarax:

death-rebirth-senshi:

Why do people sexualize boobs when we could be doing this with them

i cant stop laughing

(Source: lolgifs.net)

hedgehog-goulash7:

hawkawaii:

whenyouwereherebefore:

Early concepts for Iron Man 3 title sequences // Suit Porn
— Iron Man doing a striptease in his removable suit (x)

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

#we need this