Hello loves,

I'm Dylan. I'm a lady. Lesbian. Pierced. Have an amazing girlfriend whom I hope to marry one day. I reblog a lot of bands, feels, and things that I find amusing or funny. I am always here to talk to anyone, fill my ask box! I do not condone self-harm of eating disorders, reader. You're too beautiful for that. I follow back, and I'd love to be friends!

 

guy:

when you get introduced to your friend’s friends and they already seem comfortable around you

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(Source: guy)

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

(Source: mysharona1987)

Tear gas

torisoulphoenix:

avoidgettingread:

Do not wear contact lenses if you are in a situation where you may be tear-gassed.  When I went through basic training, we were warned that there was a possibility the tear gas they were using could melt contact lenses.

BOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!!!!!!!!

mireligionerestu:

tealwig:

dirtylittledamsel:

Kim and Kanye need to chill

Thank god azealia escaped, I need to listen to bwet

Exclusive footage of Kim and Kanye trying to kill Azealia Banks.

mireligionerestu:

tealwig:

dirtylittledamsel:

Kim and Kanye need to chill

Thank god azealia escaped, I need to listen to bwet

Exclusive footage of Kim and Kanye trying to kill Azealia Banks.

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

thebacksideofthewall:

I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.

(Source: monodoh)

tfw when high and at a family reunion

great aunt i've never heard of: oh my god i haven't seen you in so long!!! you look like you've grown a foot!

me: where

obsessedwithspn:

let’s face it - you’re either a dick person or a cock person, and it’s pretty unbearable to read a fanfic with the wrong expletive describing a penis