I'm Dylan. I'm a lady. Lesbian. Pierced. Have an amazing girlfriend whom I hope to marry one day. I reblog a lot of bands, feels, and things that I find amusing or funny. I am always here to talk to anyone, fill my ask box! I do not condone self-harm of eating disorders, reader. You're too beautiful for that. I follow back, and I'd love to be friends!
i’m glad plants can’t talk because when you’d water them they’d make gross drinking noises and be like “mmmm MMMMMmmmm MMMMMM” and it’d be SO UNCOMFORTABLE
and then when you stepped on grass it’d be like “oi what the fuck m8”
is ur grass australian